Boi, Pull Your Pants UP! 2
Controversial Dramatic Emotional
The Scandal Continues
Book Signing - Sunday October 23, 2011
BOI, PULL YOUR PANTS UP & PART 2...
Homewood Suites By Hilton - Arundel Mills
7491-B New Ridge Road, Hanover, MD 21076
SUITE 717
Warning Label
Lovatosis (luhv-āt-ō¢sis) – v. 1 the condition of loving and hating someone or something equally (unfortunately, there is not a cure.)
(adj.) 2 a rush of emotions, experiences, and opinions caused by reading this book.
Warning: This book may cause…
* Mood swings
* Crying
* Laughter
* Mental stimulation
* Confusion
* Erections
* Wetness
* Tingling sensations
* Gagging or gasping
* Shock
* Flashbacks
* Heavy criticism
* Controversy
* Tension
* Acute Awareness
* Excessive reading
Do not operate heavy machinery while reading.
This book is only recommended for that mature and open minded reader.
Just a reminder…the side effects may be deadly, but I am sure you’ll read it anyway.
If you are experiencing any of these side effects be sure to discuss your concerns with the author.
Go ahead, enjoy yourself.
Just remember…you’ve been warned.
(adj.) 2 a rush of emotions, experiences, and opinions caused by reading this book.
Warning: This book may cause…
* Mood swings
* Crying
* Laughter
* Mental stimulation
* Confusion
* Erections
* Wetness
* Tingling sensations
* Gagging or gasping
* Shock
* Flashbacks
* Heavy criticism
* Controversy
* Tension
* Acute Awareness
* Excessive reading
Do not operate heavy machinery while reading.
This book is only recommended for that mature and open minded reader.
Just a reminder…the side effects may be deadly, but I am sure you’ll read it anyway.
If you are experiencing any of these side effects be sure to discuss your concerns with the author.
Go ahead, enjoy yourself.
Just remember…you’ve been warned.
